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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:58
Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Then came..
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What are some recommended marketing automation tools for beginners?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Why do some men like anal sex?
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
They put up a sign reading
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
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